So this one time..

lusture:

lusture:

omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever

im still laughing about this they were so mad omg

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via head up, love with 93,491 notes

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School:

We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up

Student:

I got bullied.

School:

The fuck do you want us to do about it?

Posted on May 20, 2013 via Rambling Teenager Productions with 17,930 notes

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theplainjane123:

Never seen a more perfect gif.

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via with 115,954 notes

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via i didn't die in vietnam for this with 100,415 notes

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charliewalsh:

because my penis says really mean things sometimes

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Posted on May 20, 2013 via Jonny Whitby with 707,289 notes
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Posted on May 19, 2013 via with 249 notes

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arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

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Posted on May 19, 2013 via /o/k/ with 76,321 notes

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thebaronofthebells:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

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Posted on May 19, 2013 via zac efron if you can read this please marry me with 65,683 notes

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Posted on May 19, 2013 via waffle's very happy with 33,371 notes

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

Posted on May 19, 2013 via stupid sexy flanders with 59,031 notes
mister-sullivan:

oh my perfect.

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Posted on May 19, 2013 via Dorkly Staff Blog with 57,228 notes

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Posted on May 19, 2013 via Area of Blogging with 6,924 notes

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endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via coked up disco rock on queludes with 52,474 notes

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botoxheart:

pleatedjeans:

Six seconds well spent.

It was. It was.

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via Pleated Jeans with 64,058 notes

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wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

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Posted on May 18, 2013 via cave of wishes with 32,798 notes

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